Eat as much cocaine as you can before the police arrive to minimize your losses, then high-tail it until you can lose the cops. Avoid any obstacles in the road by swerving left or right, then use boosts or eat some of your cocaine to move faster. If you slow down too much then the police will bust you! Thanks to your knowledge of arithmetic, you know that only 3 other ostriches will fit in the police cruiser, so you only have to outrun everyone else.
Once everyone else is busted, youāll be running so fast that you leave the atmosphere and land on the moon! Nobody is going to bust a drug lord on the moon, since the moon is probably already made of cocaine. Thereās no way to stop you, since that is where all the cocaine gets sent when they take it anyway!
If you find that the other dealers in town are a little too rational, you can utilize IRC technology in order to tap in to a vast network of drug dealers that have far less rationality at their disposal in their pursuits.
