This DLC jumps you into the fewchur!
The year is 2077. Prezidint Trump is on his 14th turm. He's still cleening up the mess the Liburals made. Still Mayking America Grate! You are one of his most biggest supporturs. Fight thuh libs! Fight fur freedom!
You are a good Christyen man.
You will be assed to proov your loyultee to Prezidint Trump.
You are the final frunteer aginst Liburals indocktrinayting the chilldren.
Fite the libs, fite the transgingers, and fite for Trump!!!
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DLC Features (please read with a Texan accent):
Buy things with TrumpCoin Cryptos
Watch Cocks News
Fight the Transginger agenda
Read your Trump Bible
Redact Trump's Name from the Files (because Crooked Biden put his name in there)
Like AI-Generated posts of Jesus Christ
Consume propaganda
Punch woke protestors
Use Palentyre satellites to target people
Protect the womens' bathrooms by TRANS-VESTIGATING
Drink
Shit
Piss
Be poor
Get mad as hell
...and make 'Merika Great!!!
This might be the only game that lets regular-ass folks know what it's like to really be MAGA.
It ain't a dumb liberal cult. It's a lifestyle!
