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Release: 28 Aug 2018
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About Me Smart Orc

Me Smart Orc - about the game
Take charge as Lizzy, the flying lizard, and guide a promising orc apprentice named Dunwart through a swampy village in the world of Panos. This short Choose Your Own Adventure text game puts you in control while Shaman heads out on a trading mission. Your choices shape options, text, and combat results based on the orc's intelligence, leading to multiple endings that demand replays. Replayability stems from decisions that alter outcomes, even minor ones, in this free indie RPG adventure for PC. Intelligence levels from training smart orcs influence spellcasting and results around the tribe's Voodoo Engine. Fans of branching narratives and text-based choices will appreciate the deceptive depth in just a couple of hours.

Me Smart Orc is a short Choose Your Own Adventure (CYOA) text game, set in the world of Panos. It is totally free, so complaints about length will be filed under the 'innuendo' section. But the game is deceptively re-playable. Options, text, and combat results are influenced by the intelligence of the orc that your character is shepherding around! And your decisions, even the seemingly harmless ones, just might change the ending. So in may take a couple of hours (or more) to get all of the results.

You are Lizzy, the flying lizard. You live in the swampy orc village of Jeywafa; specifically in a small, leaky tent that smells like old socks. You normally laze about all day soaking up the sun, and occasionally serve as an animal companion for your master and best buddy, Shaman.

Shaman is not only the tribe's healer, but he also trains the 'smart orcs'. Which means he's in charge of the apprentice mages who have to feed the tribe's Voodoo Engine by casting spells nearby. The chief thinks that these novice mages are only being taught 'Enhance Intelligence' to stave off the curse that makes all orc mages dumber when they cast spells. But Shaman has started a secret school, with the intention of making these orcs much smarter than they should be, so they can use all kinds of cool spells!

Normally, none of this would be your problem. But today, Shaman is going off on a trading mission, and he's leaving YOU in charge of Dunwart. Dunwart is the most promising apprentice of the Jeywafa tribe since that fool Sorch ran away to become an adventurer. Somehow the fate of all of Panos is wrapped up in this stupid task, you're SURE of it. Otherwise, why would Shaman send someone so important to get the job done?

Me Smart orc is 100 percent free, with no DLC. If you enjoy the setting and you'd like to reward the author, consider picking up the Bill Ricardi's books: 'Another Stupid Spell', 'Another Stupid Demon', and 'Another Stupid Apocalypse'. Warning: These books contain themes of fantasy violence, abuse, stupidity, androgynous were-cat love, greed, goody-goody minotaurs, bisexuality, foolhardy adventure, demonic armies, and rocks. If any of the above would offend you grievously, stick to the gamebook.

Special thanks to Ian Lee and Tim Vecchiarelli for playtesting, and Ash Stone for tweaking and packaging the code.
Interface:
English
Subtitles:
English

Age rating

PEGI 12
Metacritic:
tbd tbd
Steam:
Very Positive (13)

Minimum:

  • OS: 7
  • Processor: 1 GHz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 300 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Web version available for Mac and Linux, see description.

Recommended:

  • OS: 7
  • Processor: 1 GHz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 300 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Web version available for Mac and Linux, see description.
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Before you start looking for a cheap Me Smart Orc key, check the essentials. Developed by Bill Ricardi. Published by Bill Ricardi. PC released date: 28 Aug 2018. Genres: Indie, RPG, Adventure. Categories: Single-player. Age rating: PEGI 12.

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