Wake up as a hungover curse knight in the desert, piecing together a wild medieval bachelor party mishap. An old Scottish owl guardian pushes you to drink for survival and special powers, leading to brawls with a skeleton army and puzzle-solving through unorthodox means like peeing. This pee-zle platformer blends action, indie adventure, and story-driven humor in conversations.
Traverse the desert, Great Pyramid, parrot-filled jungle, seas with a skeleton pirate, siren depths, and fanatic priest lairs while forging alliances with odd creatures and folks. Core loop mixes platforming challenges, combat against undead foes, and witty dialogues to reach your bride-to-be. Perfect for adults who relish crude, irreverent indie escapades.
What dost hast happeneth last night?
You are a knight, a curse knight... You wake up in the desert, hungover, unable to remember what happened to you (obliviously). You find the an old Scottish owl, the guardian of the Holy Grail, just lying there next to your smelly bulk! He's got a foul mouth on him and tells you that you need to drink to stay alive and get special powers. Great lesson for the wee kids, I know...
You use your new-found powers to retrace your steps, drunk-box the skeleton army (which you awoke, of course), solve puzzles (often by peeing on them) and get back to your beautiful bride-to-be, all the while trying to piece together what happened last night.
It's a story of a medieval bachelor party gone very wrong... You'll need to escape the desert and find your way out of the Great Pyramid, make friends with different people and creatures to help you along the way, walk through a sexy-parrot-infested jungle, hire a skeleton pirate to get you across the sea (guess how that turns out), visit the underwater world of the sirens (of course), save a bunch of kids from fanatical priests, and so on. Fun for a very limited part of the whole family...
Gameplay is a "pee-zle" platformer with a rich story-driven humoristic conversation system. You've never played a game like this... And if you did, you're too drunk to remember anyway... Cheers!
