SOMEONE CALLED MOUNTAIN RESCUE.
Unfortunately, you answered.
RESCUE-ISH is a 1–4 player physics-based co-op game where four medically unqualified idiots fight gravity for custody of a missing hiker.
Your job is to bring people back alive.
Nobody said anything about comfortable.
FIND THE IDIOT.
Pick a mission. Grab your equipment. Drive into the frozen wilderness.
Use binoculars to locate missing hikers. Fire a flare if you get lost.
If your friends get lost, congratulations.
You've unlocked more victims.
GRAVITY IS A LICENSED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.
Grab patients by their ankles. Drag them across glaciers. Throw them into different postal codes.
Or use a stretcher like some kind of coward.
Every character has ragdoll physics.
The patient has rights.
Unfortunately, the physics engine doesn't recognize them.
FOUR WHEELS. ONE SHARED BRAINCELL.
Drive quads. Tow trailers. Hit the boost. Perform stunts that would make your insurance company burst into flames.
Get stuck? Use the winch.
Flip your quad? Use the winch.
Launch your friend into orbit?
That's a NASA problem now.
THE WEATHER IS AN ACCOMPLICE.
Explore a beautiful frozen wilderness.
Then watch it disappear inside a blizzard.
Bring a flashlight. Bring your friends. Bring absolutely no survival instincts.
Visibility: zero.
Confidence: medically concerning.
RETURN TO BASE. DESTROY THE EVIDENCE.
Deliver your patient. Collect your reward.
Drink a beer. Roast a marshmallow. Play blackjack.
Nothing says "successful rescue" like gambling away your patient's medical bills.
Gather around the campfire and vote on the next unfortunate bastard.
Your insurance company has blocked your number.
OFFICIALLY APPROVED EQUIPMENT
1–4 player online co-op. Four idiots. Zero adult supervision.
Full ragdoll physics. Your spine is now a suggestion.
Grab, drag, throw, carry. Human shipping simulator.
Co-op stretchers. Friendship-ending technology.
Quads, trailers, boost, stunts, and winches. Sponsored by poor judgment.
Binoculars, flashlights, and flares. For finding your next lawsuit.
Dynamic blizzards and nighttime rescues. The mountain has hired a lawyer.
Snowballs, beer, and blackjack. Essential rescue equipment, apparently.
